PRIson Impossible 07 – Granier

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“Good morning, Mr. Granier. Your mission, Andres, should you choose to accept it, is to govern the Tabasco State in order to deviate 2 thousand million pesos. You have to buy properties in New York, Miami, Cancun and Mexico City. You can buy expensive suits and accessories in order to travel to Los Angeles, Miami and New York. As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the PRI won’t disavow all knowledge of your actions, but glorify you and protect you as a Party’s hero. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Andres.”

PRIson Impossible 04 – Javier Duarte

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“Good morning, Mr. Duarte. Your mission, Javier, should you choose to accept it, is to steal the Veracruz State’s budget using fake imaginary enterprises, put it in common lugagge and storage boxes for eggs, to later transport it to Mexico City for the Presidential campaign, and to US where you will create bank accounts to hold it or to buy properties there. Also you have to create special forces to eliminate journalists that set in danger your mission, and a network of taxi drivers who will spy and intimidate activists. You have to cover your trail modifying state laws, and try to kill the opposition leaders with your carteds (acarreados). Part of the money you steal will be used for the party’s campaigns, and to give your wives the abundance they deserve. In order to have the local congress support, you have to share part of the earnings with 90 of them. As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the PRI won’t disavow all knowledge of your actions, but glorify you and protect you as a Party’s hero. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Javier.”

Micos 29 – Mico pizzero

– Nivel de peligrosidad: 100%
– Armas: Diversas drogas y toxinas para provocar taquicardias, dolores en organos internos (higado, corazon, etc) y abdomen, y reacciones relacionadas a padecimientos mentales. Conoce el lenguaje de los psicopatas, con el recibe ordenes de los micos mensajeros e insulta a los objetivos en turno. Tambien recibe ordenes mediante mensajes de texto y suele calumniar a los comensales.
– Daños potenciales: Dolores diversos; ataques cardiacos, envenenamiento de niñas y niños, encierro en instituciones mentales.
– Area Geografica de ataque: Pizzerias en Mexico.

PRIson Impossible 19 – Lopez Doriga

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“Good morning, Mr. Lopez Doriga. Your mission, Joaquin, should you choose to accept it, is to cover all ilegal activities from Televisa and the party members, including the mass fire of hundreds or thousands of employees, violence and brutality against our victims, justifying the political or economic revenge over this people. Also you must participate in spying, mobbing and psycho-terrorism activities against Televisa’s and party’s enemies and slaves. You also must be hypocrite and cynical to attack our enemies. As part of your benefits, you may blackmail business people and sell your TV coverage services. As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the PRI won’t disavow all knowledge of your actions, but glorify you and protect you as a Party’s and Media Companies’ hero. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Joaquin.”

PRIson Impossible 12 – Borge

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“Good morning, Mr. Borge. Your mission, Roberto, should you choose to accept it, is to steal 2000 millions from the Quintana Roo State’s budget and properties, multiplying the operation costs, selling the properties and using fake imaginary enterprises. Also you have to buy new millionairs properties and get a Green Card in order to live protected in Miami, next to Azcarraga’s neighborhood, and ensure the facilities to fly to Central and South America and Europe, in case you have to run away. In order to complete your mission, you must get fake credentials from Monterrey’s TEC, become a Congress Diputy so your stealing skills develop to expert level, and then become Quintana Roo’s Governor. You can use corrupt retailers as your protectors, to cover your illegal activities. As part of our political strategy you have to get caught during EDOMEX elections. As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the PRI won’t disavow all knowledge of your actions, but glorify you and protect you as a Party’s hero. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Roberto.”